How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: around 178,146 

1,200 (entire Mossad HQ core staff) to launch a global propaganda campaign blaming the Palestinians and especially Hamas for a light bulb burning out in the first place

176,500 (active IDF members) to ensure that no Palestinian would have a working light bulb in ‘retaliation’ for the Israeli light bulb burning out

1 shameless miser (Israeli Prime Minister) to run cap in hand to beg for money for a new light bulb from the US president

435 to lobby every single member of the US house of representatives to pass the budget needed for a light bulb to be given as ‘aid’ to Israel

10 Israeli settlers to hold a gun to the head of a Palestinian child who would be forced to screw in the light bulb, as Apartheid would not allow a Zionist pig to actually do any real work, especially work that may shed any useful light in this world.

Total: 178,146 

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